A feast for the eyes!

Ahh, this tangled web. Unless you've been living under a boulder, you know that Breezy had an affair with aspiring model (aren't they all) Karrueche while he was with Rihanna. Then, he and Riri broke up, and he wifed up Karrueche -- but then promptly cheated on her with Rihanna, and then got back together with Tran. Rinse, repeat. The love triangle has inspired several years of bitter twitter battles between the girls (Rihanna actually referred to the half-Vietnamese stunner as a "rice cake" in her duet with Brown, "Birthday Cake," and then tweeted a pic of a rice cake wearing shades and gold hoop earrings), as well as beef between their two entourages -- but Brown can't seem to quit either of them. In a confessional video he released in 2012, he said as much. "Is there such a thing as loving two women?" Yeah, dude, but for your own sanity, just pick one.

Apparently, the Apple family near imploded with outrage when that video went up on Facebook of an ‘excited’ Dr. Dre with R&B singer Tyrese. In the video they share how Dre will be hip-hop’s first billionaire and other nice things about Compton. People often forget that despite Apple being this company that makes sexy products, with sexy profit margins, and sexy retail outlets…it is not in fact a very sexy company. It's a conservative company, particularly without the leadership of its guiding light Steve Jobs who would shake things up massively on a daily basis. This is not the kind of thing Apple is used to.

I’m 22 years old and I’m still a virgin. I’ve never even kissed a girl. College is the time when everyone experiences those things such as s3x and fun and pleasure. But in those years I’ve had to rot in loneliness. It’s not fair. You girls have never been attracted to me. I don’t know why you girls aren’t attracted to me. But I will punish you all for it. I’m going to enter the hottest sorority house of UCSB and I will slaughter every single spoilt, stuck-up, blonde s*** that I see inside there. All those girls that I’ve desired so much, they would have all rejected me and looked down on me as an inferior man if I ever made a sexual advance towards them.

You denied me a happy life, and in turn I will deny all of you life,” the baby-faced Rodger declares in the video.

So, I took my gal out to dinner last night with her best friends for her Bday. We heard Rihanna was present as well. I sent a request over to her table to introduce my fiancé Scotty to her, as she is a huge fan. (personally I couldn't pick her out of a line-up at gunpoint)

Well, the word we received back was that there were too many paps outside and it just wasn't possible at this time. At this time? At this time?

It is beyond sad that these kids were arrested for trying to spread happiness.