A feast for the eyes!

Wife was sure that her husband was cheating on her with the maid so she laid a trap.One evening she suddenly sent the maid home for the weekend & didn't tell the husband. That night when they went to bed the husband gave the old story: Excuse me my dear, my stomach, & went to the bathroom. The wife promptly went into the maid's bed. She switched the lights off. When he came in silently, He wasted no time or words but quickly got on top of her... When he finished & still panting, the wife said: You didn't expect to find me in this bed, did you? & switched on the light... No madam, Said the gardener!!